friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate
and your grave
and eating your next pizza
everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb
Sometimes you meet someone and even though you
never liked brown eyes before, their eyes are your favourite colour now
and sometimes you meet someone who can make the
sickest addictions seem beautiful and sometimes
there’s some people you’d rather sit on a couch with
and drink some gas station coffee and read your favourite
books over and over while you forget that dinners on the stove
so it gets burned but you still think it’s delicious anyway.
i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
if you are cute and pay attention to me i will probably fall in love with you within 15 minutes
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.